Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss